Two little boys are looking for a way to cool off on a hot summer day. Dad won't let them play in the sprinkler because he is mowing the lawn, so the boys set out to find a way to get wet and cool without getting into trouble.
They sit on the curb brainstorming when suddenly one
of them jumps up and says "I know, lets get baptized!"
Well, both boys have seen enough to know that you can
get wet at a baptism, so they trot down to the church on the corner and tell the pastor what they want.
The irritated pastor finally relents after about 10 minutes of begging and he finally drags the boys to the men's room and dunks them both head first into the toilet, then sends them on their way.
The boys sit on the curb, slightly disappointed with
the whole adventure, when one of them asks the other, "What religion are we now?"
"I don't know" replies the other "If we were Baptists, he would have filled up the big tub and dunked our whole body like he did for uncle Jim, and if we were Catholic, he would have poured it on our heads from a
pitcher."
They sat and thought about it for a while longer when
the first one said in a small voice, "Since he stuck
our head in the toilet, I think that it means that we're "piss-ca-palian."
